Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Mac’s Challenge (Part 5)


Month 9 Day 11
Shore Leave Day 12
2111 Hours
Bugalu

 Previously:
They all drank, and he started around the table, filling the glasses yet again.
“So, you claim you weren’t her ‘study partner’?” Winthrop asked.

Bugsy snorted in derision. “She’s communications. I’m command. We didn’t have any subjects in common to study together.” I know what he actually meant, but we weren’t lovers, either. “How’s everybody doing?” he asked the table in general.

To a man, each said he was fine, although Jones sounded on the verge of slurring. Mac simply held up a thumb and kept playing solitaire. She still had a long ways to go. She is, after all, used to drinking by the bottle, rather than by shots.

The contest continued. The solitaire games continued. After a couple more drinks, Jones passed out, and got so loose-muscled that he slid down in his chair. Capac and Kagan pulled him out from under the table and carried him outside to find a taxi.

None of the others even noticed. Or, if some did notice, they didn’t comment.

The card games continued. The drinks continued. I understand why Mac thinks these drinking contests are boring. She can drink slowly, if she wants to. She doesn’t have to chug down bottle after bottle. But she isn’t used to being told when to drink, how much to drink, how fast... No, this would definitely not be fun for her.

His personal alarm went off. “Drink up,” he said, and got ready to refill glasses again. Halfway around the table, he stopped and stared at a shot glass that hadn’t been emptied. “Moor?”

Eyes staring straight ahead, the officer emitted a soft snore followed by a whistling inhale.

“Moor’s out,” Bugsy declared and sent his hotel info to Capac. It’s down to 3. And this last bottle is as good as empty. “Ante up for fresh bottles,” he told those remaining in the contest, and signaled for the server.

Mac and Smythe handed over their paycards at once, despite each being deep in their card game. Winthrop ignored the waiting server as he studied Mac and sent occasional glances at Smythe. The server gave Bugsy a questioning look.

“Winthrop, ante up or you’re out,” Bugsy said.

“Just a minute,” Winthrop returned, somewhat slurring his ess. He reached out to touch Mac’s hand, and she suddenly gathered all her cards into a pile and started shuffling. “My dear, we could shettle thiss between ush. Just pick a day and plase to meet.”

She leaned back in her chair and shuffled without benefit of the table top to catch any cards that might escape her fingers. “One, you’re drunk, and don’t have a chance of winning, but 2, if you don’t ante up, you will forfeit, and 3, you aren’t supposed to ask me for a drink, a date or sex. Ever again. So, are you in or out?”

Winthrop turned an unhealthy red. “That’sh no way to shpeak to a shuperior offishur!”

“Ante up or get out!” Bugalu pressed loudly.

“How dare you-!”

Tall Bear stood up and Ferguson stepped forward. Taking hold of the security chief, they hauled him to his feet and marched him toward the door.

“2 bottles,” Bugsy told the server, who nodded and moved off. Only 2 left. And if Smythe really only joined in to keep an eye on Winthrop and Moor, why doesn’t he drop out as well? Actually, he probably could have kept a better eye on things by watching, rather than participating. Still, he doesn’t look very drunk, just completely absorbed in his game of solitaire. And I don’t see any glaring mistakes in his game, either. Capac would probably be stupid enough to say something, if he saw any. Well, I suspected Smythe could put it away.

His attention shifted to Mac, who was still leaning back, still shuffling, but watching Smythe. She’s trying to keep a stone face, but I can see a dozen emotions chasing each other. Poor girl. Whatever happens now, this is going to be rough for her.

The 2 bottles arrived, and Mac sat forward to set up her next game. The drinking game and card games continued. Bugalu glanced around, realized half the observers had wandered away. Mac’s complete disinterest in flirting - or even in conversing - with the male contestants makes this pretty boring. Which is fine, since she’s trying to discourage interest. Discourage? Not this guy. I don’t think. But she doesn’t know how to flirt. She manages to flirt without knowing she’s doing it, but she has to be talking. She’s probably intimidated by all those watching. Wait. Intimidate Mac? No. Make her embarrassed after she puts her foot in her mouth. Maybe. Is she even aware of the crowd, anymore?

Smythe cleared his throat, and Bugsy realized he was half a minute late. “Drink up.”

So, do I get Mac talking, hope she says something that sounds flirtatious? Flirtatious toward him, but not toward me? Could I even manage that? Would she want me to? She has been trying to become more ‘normal’. Jump in, Bugsy, what else is a brother for?

But making that decision and acting on it were 2 different things. He refilled their glasses and noted the time, but all he could think to say was, “How are those projects of yours coming, Mac?”

She looked up briefly in surprise. “Well, they’ve been shut down during shore leave, since everything shuts down on the ship,” she answered.

“No,” Smythe responded. “I made an exception for your computer, since I knew you had important projects in the works. I even made allowances for your computer to link to other computers, if needed.”

The renewed surprise on her face broke into a broad smile. “Thank you, Smit! I’ve been trying to control my irritation at the thought of being 2 weeks behind when I get back, and you were nice enough to let the work progress! Now I can really relax!”

The engineer developed pink flags in his cheeks. “One of those projects is for me, so I wasn’t completely altruistic.”

“Maybe. But it was still nice. Of course, I’ll still be behind. Not just with sorting mail; after 2 weeks, plenty of that will have stacked up! But also with a huge list of words the dictionary program doesn’t recognize.” She laughed. “I can hardly wait to get back!”

“Don’t forget to sleep,” Abdulla cautioned her. “As for the mail, all 3 shifts will be working on that until it’s caught up. It’s not yours alone to manage.”

“Oh! I didn’t realize that. That makes it even better! Ab, once the mail is caught up, can I continue to tweak my programs during my shift?”

Abdulla looked startled by the request, and then uncertain. “Well, I...”

“Consider this, lieutenant,” Smythe suggested. “I’d like to get my project completed as soon as is reasonable. And she can’t accurately translate unless she’s got quite a bit of her dictionary done.”

“Well, I guess that settles it. Yes, as long as it doesn’t interfere with your duties. And I suppose this is a good time for me to ask. When will you be ready to teach the rest of us the Yukosk language?”

“Yukoskian,” Mac corrected, and turned to face her friend. “I thought you’d do the teaching.”

Abdulla smiled. “You just corrected me,” she pointed out. “You have first-hand knowledge of the language. So think about it. Start preparing for it after shore leave. We’ll talk later and work out details.”

Mac thought for a moment. “But, I update the universal translator regularly. Why bother with lessons?”

Smythe spoke again. “How many languages do you speak fluently, Colleen? Lots of other people already know them, so why did you learn them?”

“Well... to glean nuances of the culture the language represents.”

“There you go. Starships rely on communications officers to not only offer basic translation, but also to provide insights into the culture, as much as one can. Anyway, it won’t be long before any communications officer who can list ‘Yukosk’ as a known language will start being requested by merchants and scientists. Possibly even tourist groups. Especially when it’s been learned as close to natively as you have.”

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Mac’s Challenge (Part 4)


Month 9 Day 11
Shore Leave Day 12
2104 Hours
Bugalu

Previously:
“Shorty, are all your drinking contests this... eventful?” Bear asked.
“Oh, no,” she answered. “Most men don’t join the contest just so they can say they didn’t win!”
For some reason, Smythe momentarily stopped playing his game to glance at all the other men participating in the contest.

“Beth, he’s going to be okay, isn’t he?” Mac asked. “I feel a little responsible.”

Abdulla cleared her throat. “It’s not your fault if a man decides to drink more than he can handle.”

“I know that,” Mac agreed.

“Next drink!” Bugalu called. 8 glasses were raised, emptied and lowered, more or less in unison.

Mac continued as if there hadn’t been any interruption. “It isn’t the drinking I feel responsible for. He was doing that to - in a weird way - impress Steph. It’s more that I think I - kind of - introduced them.”

“You don’t think Eli is any good for Stephanie?” Della asked.

Mac’s forehead puckered and she returned to her game, moved a couple cards while she thought about Della’s question. “Fact is,” she decided, “I’ve never really considered men being good for women. In general. So I’ve certainly never entertained that question about a specific man and woman.”

“This sounds like it has something to do with the way your father thinks,” MacGreg stated.

“Of course it does,” Bugalu replied. “Where else would she get such an idea? Or in this case, dismissed an entire idea? Next drink!”

8 glasses were raised and lowered, fairly well in unison.

Conversation at the table died for a couple minutes. Mac and Smythe seemed engrossed in their games. And then Winthrop decided to poke at his ‘nemesis’. “I’m flattered, Smythe, that you consider me such competition for the lovely Colleen’s attention that you feel you must be here to ‘keep an eye on me’. But I don’t quite understand how you expect to do that when you are so obviously enthralled with your game of cards.”

“Enthralled, am I?” Smythe answered without looking up. “Colleen, you can put your Queen of Hearts on the King of Clubs and move the King to the spot that opens up.”

“What?” In another second, she saw the obvious move that had previously eluded her. “Oh. Thank you, Smit.”

“Don’t tell her that!” Capac murmured. “It’s against the rules.”

Mac bristled. “No, it-”

“Not according to the Mahoney Rule,” Smythe told the younger man.

“Next drink!” Bugalu called.

Tossing down his shot, Smythe continued his game and his conversation. “Evans is already feeling the alcohol; I believe he spilled a drop picking up that last drink. And you, Winthrop, are starting to delay your drinking. You pick up your glass with everybody else, but you don’t drink it until everybody else has emptied theirs.”

That’s something I’ll need to keep an eye on.

Winthrop blushed and his eyes thinned. “I’m well within the 15 seconds allowed!”

Smythe - still ‘enthralled’ in his card game - shrugged. “That’s why I didn’t mention it before. But you wanted to know how well I was paying attention.”

“The man sees everything, I swear,” Della whispered to herself.

After a moment, Capac muttered, “I’ve never heard of the Mahoney Rules.”

“Well, the only Mahoney I’ve heard of is Paddy Mahoney. From our history books.”

“That’s the guy,” Smythe stated.

“Oh! He discovered Gaelund!” Abdulla said. “As I remember, he got lost, ran low on fuel, and spent months basically drifting, with barely enough power for life support and a repeating call for help.”

“Which was heard by the P/tarq,” Mac added. “The inhabitants of the planet out from Gaelund. Intelligent, but only beginning to colonize their biggest moon, at that time. They didn’t understand his language, of course, but somehow they deduced he was in trouble and sent out a homing beacon. So he discovered P/Tar, boosted their space program, and discovered Gaelund.”

Smythe continued the story, his attention apparently on the game he played. “During which, he spent a couple years playing solitaire to keep himself sane. Hence the ‘Mahoney Rule’: If it looks like you should be able to do it, you can do it.”

Mac frowned at her game in disapproval. “Yeah, that sounds like Gaelund reasoning.”

“Next drink,” Bugalu announced.

Conversation among the contestants and friends was intermittent for about 15 minutes. Slamming his once-again-empty glass down on the table, Evans glared at Mac. “ ‘Ou arn evin sh-shlurrin’!”

Mac looked up, leaned forward. “Evans, I’m not even buzzed yet.”

“Well, shace,” he swore, and pushed his shot glass away. “I’m out. Call me a tashi, Bugshy, and yoush can keep the alcoholic fer yershelf!”

“My name is Bugalu,” he stated and sent Evan’s hotel info to Capac.

She callsh you Bugshy alla time! Your redheaded little bitch.”

Bugalu leaned over the table and hissed, “Keep your drunken mouth shut, or I’ll deck you myself and let you crawl to your hotel!”

“Sho mush fer ‘ou chesh bein’ friends, huh?” Evans sneered.

“Evans!” Smythe’s voice rumbled through the pub. “If you don’t shut up, I’m inclined to let him.”

Capac and another crewman from the Fireball pulled Evans to his feet and urged him toward the door.

Bugalu looked down to find Mac’s cool fingers wrapped around his balled fist. “Wow! For a second, I thought I was at home. Thanks, Matthew.”

He groaned. “If the choices are Bugsy or Matthew, stick with Bugsy.”

She laughed and gave his arm a playful slap. She was always careful not to bruise her friends. “And you remember you said that!”

“Is Matthew your first name?” Moor asked. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard it.”

“No,” Bugalu answered and started around the table to refill glasses. “Matthew was my roommate at the Academy. Mac’s brother.”

“So that’s where you met,” Jones said.

“That’s right. Matt thought she needed another-“

“Bugs,” she interrupted, and glanced around the table.

He remembered where they were, why all these men were here, and understood her gentle warning, her unspoken request. Blast, how do we get ourselves into these messes? Well, how can I turn down a sister looking for help? “That she needed another person to remind her to study. Boy, was he wrong. And it’s time to drink up.”

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Mac’s Challenge (Part 3)


Month 9 Day 11
Shore Leave Day 12
2058 Hours
Bugalu

Previously:
“We need 9 bottles of your cheapest whiskey. Charge each of us for 1 each.” She hesitated, then whirled. “Smit, would you prefer gin?”

Probably he would, but...

Bugsy was relieved when the chief engineer responded with, “We’ll all drink the same stuff. You said that was a rule.”

“Oh!” She went pink. “Yes, it is. Th… thank you for remembering.” She handed her payment card to the server and let MacGregor hold the bag of ice against her probably-growing bruise while Beth concentrated on using the towels to rig a bandage to hold the ice in place.

“It’s too bad you can’t just give me a shot or something to keep me from bleeding internally, Mac,” she stated softly.

“Surprisingly, having a body that is not full of freely-flowing blood causes all sorts of medical problems,” MacGreg replied drily.

“Yeah, but I’ll be ingesting plenty of anti-freeze, so wouldn’t that help keep it flowing?”

That twinkle in her eye means she isn’t really serious. Will MacGreg realize it?

“Don’t even get me started on how well human bodies don’t work when their blood is replaced by alcohol. Although… Gaelunders seem better able to do that than regular humans, I suppose.”

Good save, MacGreg.

“I’m definitely ready for some anti-freeze,” Mac muttered. “Ice packs are always so cold!”

She’s nervous, to be stating the obvious like that. Most of these men wouldn’t do that to her. Almost, he glanced at Smythe, thought better of it. I guess I know what made it so hard for her to pass probation. “Okay,” Bugalu spoke up, taking over as Mac’s official rep. “Everybody drinking in the contest, ante up for first bottles.”

Eight more payment cards were produced. The server collected them and returned to the bar. MacGreg and Beth finished attaching the ice bag to Mac’s torso and let her sit down. Mac pulled a deck of cards from a pocket and started to shuffle.

“Are we playing poker?” Moor asked with a sneer of interest.

He’s probably thinking of Capac’s strip poker games.

“No,” Mac responded without looking at him. “I find these drinking contests slow and boring. So I play solitaire.”

Across the table, Smythe muttered something Bugsy didn’t catch and turned in his seat. “Barkeep!”

“Yes, sir?”

“Have you got a deck of cards you can sell me?”

“What type would you like, sir?”

“I’m not picky,” he responded. “52 cards with 4 suits.”

“I’m sure I can find one,” the bartender responded.

When the engineer turned back to the table, Mac had stopped shuffling, pulled her gaze off Smythe to look at those behind her. “Capac, don’t-”

When she didn’t finish the thought, Capac eventually asked, “Don’t what?”

“Never mind.” She started setting out her cards in her usual ‘Klondike’ formation.

The server returned with 9 identical bottles on his tray, plus the payment cards and 2 decks of cards. After placing the tray on the table before Bugsy, he quietly asked, “Which gentleman wanted a deck of cards? We found 2 that fill his needs.”

“That would be Smythe,” Bugsy answered, and started dealing the other payment cards to their owners. “Mr Smythe, you have your choice of card decks. Flowers or, um, semi-nude ladies.”

Most of the men at the table laughed; Smythe waited impatiently for them to settle down. “The 2nd isn’t appropriate for this situation. Give me the flowers.”

Bugsy slid the chosen deck across the table to him, opened a bottle , placed a shot glass before each contestant and poured whiskey into each shot glass. When he got back to Mac, he noted the time. “Okay, everybody drink.”

9 shot glasses went up. 8 returned to the table. Bosiljevac still grasped his as he fought to control a severe coughing fit. “Wow!” he finally squeaked out, though his voice was so distorted, he could hardly be heard. “That stuff’s good!”

Mac snorted and smacked the cards she held down on the table. “It’s rotgut bad! Confess, Bos, you aren’t a light-weight at drinking. You don’t drink!”

The technician suffered through a couple more coughs and finally managed to put down his shot glass. “It’s that obvious, is it?”

“Only to those who know what you’re going through,” she immediately relented. “Look, I started with stuff this bad when I was 5. Or maybe 6, galactic time; I never stopped to figure it out. But I started with sips, not shots! So why don’t you just call Steph and forget about this stupid drinking contest?”

Bos took a deep breath, but his face still turned green. “Yeah, I don’t feel well.”

“Bugsy,” Mac suggested.

But Bugalu was already connected to Stephanie Freyer on his communicator. “Stephanie? Bugalu. Listen, I’m at the Rose’s Crown with Bosiljevac. Somebody challenged him to a drink, and he took it, but I can see he’s not feeling well. Do you happen to know where he’s staying so that I can see he gets there safely?”

“Drinking? Um, he’s in room 443 at the Daylight Inn. Is he going to be okay?”

“I think so, although I doubt he’ll accept another drinking challenge anytime soon. Temple’s here, so I’ll ask her to check him out before we put him in a taxi.”

“Thanks, Bugalu. I appreciate this. And so will he, I’m sure. I’ll be there when his taxi drops him off.”

Bugalu put his communicator away and started around the table again, filling shot glasses. He didn’t bother to fill Bosiljevak’s because he’d already quit the contest. Besides, Beth was looking him over. The tech made a gurgling sound and Bugs helped the Head Nurse jerk him to his feet and turn him around so that what he threw up landed on the floor and not on anyone.

“Clean up!” the barkeep bellowed, and an employee appeared from the back room. After a liberal sprinkling of AbsorbAll, the stench disappeared. The employee toed a cat-sized droid, which began collecting the slightly damp residue.

Bugalu gave Capac the tech’s temporary address and finished his trip around the table. They still had a couple minutes before it would be time for the next drink.

“Shorty, are all your drinking contests this... eventful?” Bear asked.

“Oh, no,” she answered. “Most men don’t join the contest just so they can say they didn’t win!”